co-writing with sammie poo.

"let's write about boys are just retarded"

deal..

SO where to start, well first lets start with the boys in our community that are convinced they are MEN. I mean from the THUG NASTYS to the rednecks, I mean we cant consider you man until you have some of the following traits: respect. money. job. transportation. emotional stability. your divorced papers signed. if you never sang that song "dat baby don't look like me" and meant it. no suicidal thoughts or tendencies for that matter.. and lastly, we will consider you a man, if you aren't afraid of the five letter word that rules all. P***Y.

Since that's out of the way let's dive deeper into a few issues that have been storming around..

I would like to start off in a venting session about one titled Tilo.. of course, his identity on here cannot be tracked back to him in any way but.. I like this guy, I think he is super sexy, very smart, and we have this natural attraction to one another.. I don't really know what his problem is though. I am NOT asking him for a relationship by any means, just relations. (if you know what I mean) I have been with him, and I must say he met ALL of my sexpectations.. He was romantic, but fierce he kssed me from head to toe and bit me in the heat of the moment.. Hes the first guy I have felt in tune with, in quite awhile.. TRUST ME, he made it clear he enjoyed himself, and he kept coming back for more and more.. until one day he turned shady and disappeared.. What the Fuck?? I feel deprived, or sexually furious as my friend killer would say..


Let's move to the next boy offender in my circle of pals.. I wont go into great detail, but let's just say.. You can't wear your heart on your sleeve especially when it comes to an older woman.. Older women, thrive off the young energy when it comes to having amazing sex... we like the "youthful energy" as you could call it. But, when one person thinks your in a relationship and the other don't.. that can cause a clusterfuck of a mess. Here's the damn kicker though, ready for this?? Typically its the GIRL who reads more into a relationship.. in this case it was the MALE.. My friend played her cards, and played him.. but, kept it real the whole time.. he just hearing what she was saying all along.. I mean I've heard people say Love is blinding, but is it deaf too??

and if its truly love, its supposed to hurt so good, not so bad..


OOOOk.
I dont wanna go in on the last one, sign the papers all ready.. dang stop leading her on.. PUHLEASE, shit isnt fair and if you're not careful.. I'll make sure the tables are turned on you.. Trust.


Thanks,
Yours Truly and Forever
 Penelope and Pandora
(the alter egos)